KIDS
SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
- Submitted
by Craig Steinberg
I
believe you should live each day as if it is your last,
which is why
I don't have any clean laundry because, come
on, who wants
to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
--Age 15
Give
me the strength to change the things I can,
the graceto
accept the things I cannot,
and a great
big bag of money.
--Age 13
Home
is where the house is.
--Age 6
I
often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as
popular a
singeras some people think he should be.
Then, I remember
it'sbecause he really stinks.
--Age 15
For
centuries, people thought the moon was made
of greencheese.
Then the astronauts found that
the moon is
really a big hard rock.
That's what
happens to cheese when you leave
it out.
--Age 6
My
young brother asked me what happens after we die.
I told him
we get buried under a bunch of dirt
and worms
eat ourbodies.
I guess I
should have told him the truth--that most
of us go to
hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to
upset him.
--Age 10
As
you make your way through this hectic world of ours,
set
aside a few
minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll
have a couple
of days saved up.
--Age 7
If
we could just get everyone to close their eyes and
visualize
world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and
quiet it would
be until the looting started.
--Age 15
