NEW SAYINGS FOR THE 90s
- Submitted by  L. Loster
Blamestorming
 Sitting around in a group discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and
who was  responsible.
Ego Surfing
  Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on,
looking for references to one's own name.
Swiped Out
 An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
(And it only happens when you only have $.23
cents in your wallet)
GOOD Job
   A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job.  A well-paying job people take
in order to pay off their debts, one that they will
quit as soon as they are solvent again.
Tourists
   People who take training classes just to get a vacation
from their jobs. "We had three serious students in  the class;
the rest were just tourists."
Beepilepsy
The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper
goes off (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by
physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption
of speech in mid-sentence.
SnailMail
 "REAL" mail that the post office actucally sends
PS. In the US, Personal snail mail has dropped 10% last
because of email
Starter
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce
Marriage with no kids, no property and no regrets.
SITCOMs
What yuppies turn into when they have children and
one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
Mouse Potato
The online, wired generation's answer to
the couch potato.
ARE YOU ONE?