THINGS
THAT ARE ODD
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Submitted by Rubin
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with,
"Quit
while you're ahead"?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I was thinking that women should put pictures
of
missing husbands on beer cans.
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I have found at my age going bra-less pulls
all
the wrinkles out of my face.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
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Employment application blanks always ask who
is to be notified in case of an
emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men ?
