REMEMBER WHEN
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Submitted by Craig Steinberg
Remember when.......
A
was something
on TV
From a science
fiction show
A
was something you hated to clean....
And
was the cousin of a goat.....
was the name of my girlfriend
And
was your middle finger upright
Now they all
mean different things
And that really
MEGA bytes
An
was for employment
A
was a TV show
A
used profanity
A
was a piano
was something that you lost with age
A
was a bank account
And if you
had a 3 1/2" floppy
You hoped nobody
found out
was something you did to the garbage
Not something
you did to a file
And if you
anything in public
You'd be
in jail for a while
was adding
wood to the fire
was a long
trip on the road
A was where a mouse
lived
And a
happened to your commode
you did with a pocket knife
you did with glue
A
was a spider's home
And a
was the flu
I guess i'll
stick to my pad and paper
And the memory
in my head
I hear nobody's
been killed in a computer crash
But when it
happens they wish they were dead
