Neil: What's going on?
Todd: Today's my birthday.
Neil: Is today your birthday? Happy birthday.
What did you get?
Todd: My parents gave me this.
Neil: Isn't that the same deskset-
Todd: Yeah, they gave me the same thing as
last year.
Neil: Oh.
Todd: Oh.
Neil: Maybe they thought you needed another
one.
Todd: Maybe they weren't thinking about anything
at all. Funny thing is about this is I didn't even like it the first time.
Neil: Todd, I think you're underestimating
the value of this deskset. I mean who would want a football or a baseball,
Todd: Or a car.
Neil: Hmmm, or a car, if they could have a
deskset as wonderful as this? If I were ever going to buy a deskset, twice,
I would
probably buy this one, both times. In fact,
it's shape is, it's rather aerodynamic isn't it. You can feel it, this
deskset wants to fly.
Todd? (hands deskset to Todd) The world's
first unmanned flying deskset. (Todd chucks the deskset over the edge of
the bridge
and it falls to pieces down below.) Oh my!
Well I wouldn't worry, you'll get another next year.