A
FEW SHORT ONES
- Submitted
by W. Von Stein
WHAT's IT COST
On the first
day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out
some of the rules:
"The female
dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,
and the male
dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught
breaking this
rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued,
"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you
a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point,
a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How
much for a season pass?"
What The Colors
Mean
Attending a
wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white
is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest
day of her life."
The child thought
about this for a moment, then said,
"So why is
the groom wearing black?"
