Top 15 Things To Say
If You Get Caught Sleeping at Work
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Submitted by C. Smithson
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management
course you sent me to."
"I
was working smarter-not harder."
"Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
"Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning
a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"I'm
actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned
at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about
work!"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
"Darn!
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"Geez,
I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
