GREAT
SIGNS
Submitted by JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com
members
On
a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted.'
-Neal Karasic
Official
sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby:
Window frightened.
- Janet LeResche
HEY,
Life is still not fair for the guys
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
- KAT
Road
sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from
Grapejuice'
- sglass
A
sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
Let's see who can go downhill
the fastest
-Terri Higinbothom
Sign
in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'
William H.
MORE
OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the
highway, travelling from
Johannesburg International
Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo
of a BMW 328i convertible with the
roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware
runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
- Theo Coetzee
Sign
in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at
7:30pm.
- Kirsten Duell
Seen
in a health food store_
" Shoplifters will be beaten
over the head with an organic carrot "
- AEM13
If
you're smoking, you'd better be on fire.
- Stacey Konowitz
"Children
left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
- SP Pirate
I
went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women
are not served here...
You have to bring your own.
