ODD
SIGNS FROM ENGLAND
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Submitted by RuninOnMT
IN A LAUNDROMAT:
Automatic
washing machines.
Please
remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
Bargain
Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE:
Would
the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please
bring it back or further steps will be taken.
IN ANOTHER OFFICE:
After
the tea break staff should empty the teapot
and
stand upside down on the draining board.
ON
A CHURCH DOOR:
This
is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
(This
door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP:
We
exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why
not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
QUICKSAND WARNING:
Quicksand.
Any
person passing this point will be drowned.
By
order of the District Council.
NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
Anyone
leaving their garmentshere
for
more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
Closed
due to illness.
SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
Elephants
Please Stay In Your Car
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
For
anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there
is a day care on the first floor.
NOTICE IN A FIELD:
The
farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,
but
the bull charges.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
If
you cannot read,
this
leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
We
can repair anything
(Please
knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK:
Toilet
out of order.
Please
use floor below.
