TOP 13 ways to Intimidate
Your Professors
- Submitted
by Claudia Rojas
Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor
says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
Hold up a piece of paper that says in large
letters "CHECK
YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs)
Address the professor as "your excellency".
When
the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream
"AAAGH! MY EYES!"
Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard
erasers.
Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and
ask the professor if he's been drinking.
Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name,
even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and
snickering.
Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee
henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey
you might even get a date if he/she is cute)
Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup
Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
