THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
 - Submitted by Mike Whalan
 
 1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
 
 
 
 
 3) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
 
 
 4) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
 
 5) Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
 
 
 
 
 
 8) Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't Go Wrong at once.
 
 
 9) The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 14) There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell  everything you know.